Anyone in the market for a new soul? Well, look no further than eBay.
EBay member ‘LHumanist’, an Albuquerque, New Mexico woman named “Lori N” posted the for sale ad “Slightly Used Soul” hoping to draw some attention, and perhaps a few dollars, by way of selling her soul to the highest bidder.
Lori, a freelance writer by trade, placed her eternal soul at the low low starting price of $2000. Unfortunately, it seems Ebay has a strict rule in place for the selling of humans and/or human remains after a similar incident where a University Of Washington student tried to sell his soul for measly $400 back in February.
“We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any human body parts or products to be listed on eBay, with two exceptions. Sellers can list items containing human scalp hair, and skulls and skeletons intended for medical use.”
This set back hasn’t stopped Lori though. Her eternal soul may have been blacklisted from eBay, but word is she’s still selling.
So, if you’re one of the few who might be interested in dropping the two grand for Lori’s “slightly used soul” she can be reached at her email address for haggling:
And if you do happen to be the lucky winner, drop us a line and let us know what the shipping charges were like.
If you’d like to know more about Lori and the specifics of the “bad luck” which prompted her to sell her soul in the first place, head over to Albuquerque’s KOB-TV.