NASA’s Mars “Curiosity” SUV has photographed yet another anomaly, but this is a juicy one: IT GLOWS. Unless it’s some aging and clearly out-of-bounds Peter Gabriel fan either on ‘shrooms and glowing from within or holding up a very large cigarette lighter, we clearly have something to investigate, NASA-pants. Like Vizzini said in, “Princess Bride,”: MOVE THE THING!
Here’s a close-up of the above image:
Here’s an idea, NASA-pants: turn your overpriced RC toy ON and point it in the direction of the light anomaly and BE CURIOUS. Live. On TV. Go. Do it.
If NASA-pants fails in this simple, “check-it-out” exercise, Da-da votes that we stop having NASA. Open a new research and exploration branch of the people and call it, “STARFLEET.” We’d all join in about 2 seconds. Let that be a lesson to thee, Obamacare.
Oh, wait… here’s ANOTHER capitalization moment from a few years ago: another weird white glow-y thing that NASA ignored.
Da-da would be ready to snap some NASA geek’s sliderule if they weren’t so damn useful. They “discover” so many things and then either fail to investigate them, blur them out so they’re deniable, or simply tinfoil those of us who see what is plainly some interesting anomaly.