YOU ARE A DELICATE SOLFEGGIO SNOWFLAKE OF INCREDIBLE BEAUTY AND COMPLEXITY (You are too. Shut up.)

YOU ARE A DELICATE SOLFEGGIO SNOWFLAKE OF INCREDIBLE BEAUTY AND COMPLEXITY (You are too. Shut up.)

Solfeggio Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

You are a delicate SOLFEGGIO snowflake, but you already knew that.

Da-da once experimented with isochronic tones and found… well, he doesn’t know what he found. Basically, he felt ETHEREAL. One doesn’t often find onself feeling ethereal without some alternative substance, so Da-da felt this isochronic thing might’ve been at least a partial success — provided etheriality is indicative of success. (Psst: it IS.) Ok, Da-da always feels etherial, but so what? Anyway, after suffering some health problems and starting back up again with isochronic tones, he’s reduced his heart rate back to normal (72). Perhaps others might try this and see what happens. Please do so only if you’re healthy and non-litigious. Da-da takes no responsibility for you being anything at all, as he expects you to take full responsibility for your own existence, as he’s sure you do for him. Please use common sense. If common sense isn’t common in your locale, please disregard this post and turn FOX NEWS back on.

The following tone is admittedly long, at 1.5 hours, but you can do other things while you listen. For those who are open-minded and non-litigious, feel free to give this a try — at your own discretion — and post your results. If you suddenly find yourself with a huge erection, or bunny ears, or are thrust into some form of Godhood while listening, please speak well of Da-da.

[LINK TO SOLFEGGIO HARMONICS AUDIO FILE]

Here’s a great article on all this:

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What Are The Ancient Solfeggio Frequencies?

These original sound frequencies were apparently used in Ancient Gregorian Chants, such as the great hymn to St. John the Baptist, along with others that church authorities say were lost centuries ago. The chants and their special tones were believed to impart tremendous spiritual blessings when sung in harmony during religious masses. These powerful frequencies were rediscovered by Dr. Joseph Puleo as described in the book Healing Codes for the Biological Apocalypse by Dr. Leonard Horowitz. I give honor to both of these gentleman for the part they’ve played in helping return these lost frequencies back to humanity.

The Six Solfeggio Frequencies include:

UT – 396 Hz – Liberating Guilt and Fear
RE – 417 Hz – Undoing Situations and Facilitating Change
MI – 528 Hz – Transformation and Miracles (DNA Repair)
FA – 639 Hz – Connecting/Relationships
SOL – 741 Hz – Awakening Intuition
LA – 852 Hz – Returning to Spiritual Order

For example, the third note, frequency 528, relates to the note MI on the scale and derives from the phrase “MI-ra gestorum” in Latin meaning “miracle.” Stunningly, this is the exact frequency used by genetic biochemists to repair broken DNA – the genetic blueprint upon which life is based!

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And now, without further ado…

BEST DISCLAIMER YOU’LL EVER READ: DO NOT USE ANY OF THESE TONES WHILE DRIVING OR OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY OR FLYING A PLANE OR GAMBLING OR DOING EYE SURGERY OR ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, OR REALLY ANYTHING AT ALL. DA-DA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SIDE-EFFECTS CAUSED BY THE USE OF THESE TONES. THEY ARE INTENDED FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY AND YOU ARE ASSUMING THE RISK IF YOU CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOU INTO SANTA CLAUSE OR THE EASTER BUNNY, BUT THEY MIGHT MAKE YOU MORE INTERESTING, WHICH IS A CURSE UNTO ITSELF. THE TONES ON THIS WEBSITE ALTER YOUR BRAINWAVES AND THE SHORT- AND LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF THIS ARE STILL NOT COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD, BUT YOU AREN’T UNDERSTOOD EITHER, SO WE’RE EVEN. THESE TONES SHOULD NOT BE USED IN A SETTING WHERE THEY WILL AFFECT ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OLD/BY DOWNLOADING AND/OR LISTENING THEM YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. THE END-USER TAKES FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY EFFECTS EXPERIENCED FROM THE TONES. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. YOUR FUTURE MAY VARY — A LOT.

Hang in there, baby.

Hang in there, baby.


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7 Comments

  1. A Man Called Da-da

    04/11/2014 at 1:04 PM

    Da-da forgot something. After listening to the above 1.5 hour tone — and a few others — he noticed that it was midnight and that he should probably go to bed. Everyone else in the house was asleep upstairs. Then he wondered if others might experience something off the solfeggio tones so he wrote the above piece. As he was writing about hearing strange things, he suddenly heard about a half-dozen or more children with crystal voices all sigh and say, “aahhhh!” This occurred about six feet to Da-da’s right. Such aural manifestations often occur within Da-da’s house (aka, SPOOK CENTRAL), but seem more prevalent after listening to isochronic tones.

    Da-da should also mention that these tones suppress appetite. The Isochronic Diet!

  2. Chris Savia

    04/11/2014 at 1:21 PM

    Holy crap, it’s matching the cadence of my heartbeat at 9m48s

    • A Man Called Da-da

      04/11/2014 at 1:24 PM

      Da-da’s always drops to 72 with this tone. Weird. Da-da loves your avatar, btw. LOL.

      • Chris Savia

        04/11/2014 at 2:22 PM

        Absolutely freaky. I wrote up the article on cloned vaginas while listening to this. No idea what effect it might’ve had, but the words just seemed to flow. Gonna listen to these sounds when I’m in bed, or during my morning meditation.

        • A Man Called Da-da

          04/11/2014 at 6:03 PM

          Ok, dibs on that unused band name: Cloned Vaginas.

  3. racoleuse mère de famille

    05/15/2014 at 3:27 PM

    Très bon poste : pérennisez de cette façon

  4. Creative Concepts

    07/13/2014 at 6:42 PM

    Monaural Beats differ from Binaural Beats as they are easier on your brain. With Monaural Beats there is no need to balance tones, and therefore no adjusting time required. With one tone pulsing on and off a specific pattern, it’s easy to produce the effect you’re looking for quickly. The Monaural beats offer superior technology over the Binaural. Headphones are optional but recommended.
    How Isochronic Tones Work

    Isochronic tones are the most powerful type of brainwave entrainment, utilizing equal intensity tones, increasing the pulse speed, and synchronizing your brain with the rhythm. Isochronics use a distinct and clean wave form which is designed to harmonize with the brain much more efficiently. Headphones are optional but recommended.

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