Da-da once experimented with isochronic tones and found… well, he doesn’t know what he found. Basically, he felt ETHEREAL. One doesn’t often find onself feeling ethereal without some alternative substance, so Da-da felt this isochronic thing might’ve been at least a partial success — provided etheriality is indicative of success. (Psst: it IS.) Ok, Da-da always feels etherial, but so what? Anyway, after suffering some health problems and starting back up again with isochronic tones, he’s reduced his heart rate back to normal (72). Perhaps others might try this and see what happens. Please do so only if you’re healthy and non-litigious. Da-da takes no responsibility for you being anything at all, as he expects you to take full responsibility for your own existence, as he’s sure you do for him. Please use common sense. If common sense isn’t common in your locale, please disregard this post and turn FOX NEWS back on.
The following tone is admittedly long, at 1.5 hours, but you can do other things while you listen. For those who are open-minded and non-litigious, feel free to give this a try — at your own discretion — and post your results. If you suddenly find yourself with a huge erection, or bunny ears, or are thrust into some form of Godhood while listening, please speak well of Da-da.
Here’s a great article on all this:
What Are The Ancient Solfeggio Frequencies?
These original sound frequencies were apparently used in Ancient Gregorian Chants, such as the great hymn to St. John the Baptist, along with others that church authorities say were lost centuries ago. The chants and their special tones were believed to impart tremendous spiritual blessings when sung in harmony during religious masses. These powerful frequencies were rediscovered by Dr. Joseph Puleo as described in the book Healing Codes for the Biological Apocalypse by Dr. Leonard Horowitz. I give honor to both of these gentleman for the part they’ve played in helping return these lost frequencies back to humanity.
The Six Solfeggio Frequencies include:
UT – 396 Hz – Liberating Guilt and Fear
RE – 417 Hz – Undoing Situations and Facilitating Change
MI – 528 Hz – Transformation and Miracles (DNA Repair)
FA – 639 Hz – Connecting/Relationships
SOL – 741 Hz – Awakening Intuition
LA – 852 Hz – Returning to Spiritual Order
For example, the third note, frequency 528, relates to the note MI on the scale and derives from the phrase “MI-ra gestorum” in Latin meaning “miracle.” Stunningly, this is the exact frequency used by genetic biochemists to repair broken DNA – the genetic blueprint upon which life is based!
And now, without further ado…
BEST DISCLAIMER YOU’LL EVER READ: DO NOT USE ANY OF THESE TONES WHILE DRIVING OR OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY OR FLYING A PLANE OR GAMBLING OR DOING EYE SURGERY OR ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, OR REALLY ANYTHING AT ALL. DA-DA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SIDE-EFFECTS CAUSED BY THE USE OF THESE TONES. THEY ARE INTENDED FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY AND YOU ARE ASSUMING THE RISK IF YOU CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOU INTO SANTA CLAUSE OR THE EASTER BUNNY, BUT THEY MIGHT MAKE YOU MORE INTERESTING, WHICH IS A CURSE UNTO ITSELF. THE TONES ON THIS WEBSITE ALTER YOUR BRAINWAVES AND THE SHORT- AND LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF THIS ARE STILL NOT COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD, BUT YOU AREN’T UNDERSTOOD EITHER, SO WE’RE EVEN. THESE TONES SHOULD NOT BE USED IN A SETTING WHERE THEY WILL AFFECT ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OLD/BY DOWNLOADING AND/OR LISTENING THEM YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. THE END-USER TAKES FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY EFFECTS EXPERIENCED FROM THE TONES. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. YOUR FUTURE MAY VARY — A LOT.