Private Eye Has An Eye On The Sky

Private Eye Has An Eye On The Sky

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It was dawn in the mean streets of the City of Angels. Joe Rodriguez was on stakeout, waiting to trail a cheating wife for an honest day’s pay. Hell, Joe might be onto something if the broad was two-timing her man with eight inches of Zeta Reticuli’s finest cuts.

There is one caveat. A big one. Joe’s a part-time magician. Since it’s out of focus shakycam, capturing the excitement of an eyewitness, it also makes the job of people investigating UFO reports more difficult by adding noise to an already feeble signal.

Take a gander for yourself.

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4 Comments

  1. Michael

    12/08/2013 at 8:33 PM

    It’s a plane with it’s landing lights on. And it disappeared because it flew out of frame. Silly Joe.

  2. Travis

    12/11/2013 at 8:14 PM

    Yep, plane. This guy is a P.I.??

  3. alanborky

    12/13/2013 at 8:22 PM

    “Joe Rodriguez was on stakeout, waiting to trail a cheating wife”.

    Chris y’sure Joe didn’t have his own stake out…then in…then out again?

    The way that cam’ra’s goin’ up’n’down it makes y’wonder what [or who] Joe was doin’ at the time.

    He’s a private dick y’say?

    Well there’s definitely been some sort o’ dickin’ around goin’ on here.

    “Joe might be onto something if the broad was two-timing her man with eight inches of Zeta Reticuli’s finest cuts.”

    I guess them Zeta guys must be a bit like them aquatic life forms at the bottom o’ the Mariana’s Trench with glow-in-the-sky meat’n’two veg!

    …or’re we back in Silver Surfer territory?

  4. Lenny

    12/25/2013 at 2:50 PM

    It’s an UFO. Who can really tell what the object really is? It doesn’t look like a plane and not an alien spacecraft!

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