Best-Ever Footage of Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Footage Released

Stabilizing Sasquatch: Best-Ever Footage of Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot Footage Released

The ever-so-famous Patterson-Gimlin Bigfoot footage requires no introduction, yet, just for the newbies: Roger Patterson, along with his friend Bob Gimlin, captured a video of a bipedal hominid crouched at a distance in 1967, at the Bluff Creek north of Orleans in California.

The video clearly showed the creature rising up and staring at them before disappearing into the woods, and is clearly the best evidence of Bigfoot that vintage cryptozoology could provide.

Recently, Mr. M. K. Davis has released, through careful techniques and a new software technology, the most stable version of the video ever created. Feast your eyes, people:



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Nick Foust is a figment of our collective imagination. Forged in the dreaming subconscious of sleeping children throughout the world, Nick exists for the sole purpose of spreading fear and confusion among evolutionary scientists. Or at least, that's what we'd like to believe. He's actually a member of Planet Weird and a regular contributer to this here magazine. Nick claims that he has never actually seen a ghost or any other type of paranormal entity, though he did admit once to seeing something that sounded an awful lot like a faery.

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It’s not working. 🙁

Chris Savia

Fixed! Mea culpa!

Thanks for fixing it. 🙂

That is the most obvious fake creature film ever. You can even see where they sewed the suit together.

Point it out