Just when you thought Snooki’s Warhol-mandated fifteen minutes were up, she’s ba-aa-ack!
According to the paranormal professionals offering their expert opinions, most likely the toy’s batteries are dying.
Checking the gossip pages, she lives with her husband’s parents. Now that’s a Jersey tradition. Cost of living is so bad, a celebrity has to move in with the ‘rents! Upon review of Google Maps, her neighborhood seems pretty mundane, typical McMansions where the most traumatic death was a squirrel squashed by an Escalade.
As an aside, her show Snooki & JWoww was just renewed for a fourth season. Coincidence? Share the love on our Facebook page, at Twitter, or in the comments below!
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