Small, Hairy, Humanoid Creature Causes Hysteria in Classroom, Closes School

Small, Hairy, Humanoid Creature Causes Hysteria in Classroom, Closes School

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The Mathiba Primary School in Maun had to abruptly end classes last week after sightings of a “hairy little humanoid” caused a school-wide commotion.

When sixth and seventh grade students at Mathiba noticed what they describes as “a black little hairy creature which resembled a human being”, pandemonium ensued. Children left their classes to run amok, many fainted, and at least ten kids had to be treated for shock at a local clinic thanks to the bizarre encounter.

According to Acro Maseko, Director for North West District in the Ministry of Education and Skills Development (whew..), all of that hysteria made it a little hard to continue with regular classes, so teachers sent the students home while they hunted for the beast.

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“We will be holding prayers in the school soon after meeting parents and chiefs but for now we had asked for professional councillors to help,” Maseko told The Voice.

Oddly enough, none of the faculty actually saw the creature for themselves, but one teacher told reporters that the area was known for such outbreaks of monster-related panic.

Maybe it was just a coincidence that the creature decided to strike when it was just about time for the seventh grade to take their finals. But hey, that never stopped Buffy.

What do you think of the tiny hairy humanoid that attacked Mathiba Primary? Did the students have a run-in with a terrifying monster? Or were they just trying to skip out on tests? Share your thoughts with us on Facebook, tweet us @WhoForted, or leave your comments below!


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That’s the stupidest excuse of a picture I’ve ever seen! Everything in the picture is crystal clear EXCEPT the hairy creature? I guess we’re all supposed to be dumbed-down Americans, right?

It’s only a mock-up but monsters have been known to always appear blurry on film due to a field that they naturally project…pretty sure it’s a mock-up though.

Yeah, that’s, uh, that’s photoshop with a stock image, guys.

wow! how did you position yourself just right for that photo?

That’s a magically enchanted ginger bread man, which of course also means that there is a witch living nearby attempting to lure children to her so that she can kill them and then eat them, just not necessarily in that order. Just hand all the kids some strike anywhere matches and or lighters, and then allow them to play outside unsupervised for a few weeks. Witches burn easily and she’ll eventually draw one of the children in and be burned to death from a lit match or lighter, it’s the only safe way to handle this problem.

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It looks like it could be a remote controlled baby penguin puppet…
What do you think?

This is missing critical information. Like, what !#&*ing country is this from?
Google to the rescue: Bots-!#&*ing-wana.

And from a Bots-[bleeping]-wana paper at whose primary focus seems to be anal sex. No joke. A rampantly pro-buttsex “gay” paper from the very epicenter of the HIV epidemic. Excuse me while I go puke.

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Looks like the hairy humanoids are back!

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