The Black Knight Returns: Is the Mysterious Foreign Satellite Space Junk or Alien Eavesdropper?

The Black Knight Returns: Is the Mysterious Foreign Satellite Space Junk or Alien Eavesdropper?


Astronomers across the world make a game of spotting secret government spy satellites, tracking them, and sometimes sharing the information with plausible deniability. Not everything in Earth orbit has a prosaic explanation like this object.

First publicized in Disneyland Of The Gods, John Keel wrote of an object observed in polar orbit. Its size was beyond the known means of any terrestrial space program and once in the public consciousness more observations were recorded. Some ham radio operators, precursors to today’s basement-dwelling neckbeards, claimed eavesdropping on strange signals from the satellite dubbed “The Black Knight”. From the ground it was a glowing, red object moving in an east-to-west orbit contrary to contemporary satellites. Life gets more interesting as humans take their first steps into space.

First known observation of TBK from orbit was by Gordon Cooper bringing forth explanations that Gordo was tripping balls from a build-up of carbon dioxide, but the sightings didn’t stop there. One of the more famous photos floating around the internet is from STS-088, spied from Endeavor back in 1987 long before Photoshop was a twinkle in a pervert’s eye.


One of the hottest videos to hit the internet from the International Space Station isn’t Chris Hadfield’s cover of “Space Oddity” but a sighting of The Black Knight. It bears a striking similarity to the STS-088 images (1 2 3 4 5 6).

Many questions remain on the anomaly. Why would it be seen going in an east-to-west, or vice versa, if The Black Knight is in a polar orbit? I might have more to say after acquiring my celestial dynamics degree. What says the video isn’t just capturing the reflection of a light source within the ISS? One thing stands to reason, when confronted with the evidence from observing TBK the skeptics can only cry “woo” with ad hominem attacks against fortean websites instead of calling it an astronaut’s wayward toolbag, a satellite viewed from a non-traditional angle, or at least claim the tried-and-true fallbacks of mass hysteria or hallucinations. Even the ones who say it is space junk claim to be “comfortable” with the explanation without further inquiry.

Me? I have no idea, and I look forward to following this story until there’s something more substantial than speculation from either side.


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  1. Coppertop

    05/14/2013 at 5:55 AM

    I don’t claim to know what it is either, but it’s damn creepy looking. Considering everything we’ve been tossing into orbit since we managed to break through the atmosphere, I’d be more comfortable if it was an alien artifact of some kind; who knows what hare-brained objects we launched up there during the cold war and conveniently forgot about.

    Sorry. Think my paranoia got out for a second. Here, let me reel it back in.

  2. Conquistador3

    05/14/2013 at 8:03 AM

    The STS-088 pictures are known to be nothing more than space junk. Whatever it’s the hulk of a satellite or a Soviet cosmonaut’s laundry bag, it doesn’t matter.

    The Black Knight itself deserves a bit more in-depth treatment. When it was first discovered, by the Dark Fence satellite tracking system, the operators immediately informed their superiors at Washington about a “bogey”, meaning an unidentified signal.
    Now, the problem was in communication: Dark Fence was run by the US Navy, which had not been notified about USAF activities.
    The bogey was the harmless Discoverer V research satellite, which had been pushed into a higher orbit by a malfunction.

    The reality, however, is a bit different: “Discoverer” was nothing more than a half baked cover story for the continuation of the famous Corona spy satellite program. These satellites often had very high orbits (one dropped its data capsule or “bucket” near the Spitsbergen, delivering it in the hands of the Soviets) to monitor the possible existence of Soviet bomber bases in the Far North and to map Soviet air defenses.

    However it took about two weeks for USAF technicians and Navy personnel to work this out: in the meantime Ike decided to keep the whole thing as discreet as possible. Of course stories popped out (after all that’s how Roswell was born) and the Dark Knight was born.

    • Umbriel

      05/15/2013 at 1:50 AM

      I would add only that novelist Alistair MacLean, sort of the Tom Clancy of his day, apparently got wind of the “Discoverer” story, which became one of the inspirations for his novel “Ice Station Zebra”.

      The movie version of which was supposedly obsessively watched by Howard Hughes in the reclusive years before his death. Which I’m sure bears on the whole conspiracy somehow…

    • titodeardales

      05/16/2013 at 5:55 AM

      That is some laundry bag. Nobody at that time had the technical capability to launch a satellite of those dimensions and the Discoverer V was much smaller let alone a completely different shape.

      “The bogey was the HARMLESS …”

      “Boss, people will be freaked out by this”
      “Bah, just tell them it’s a balloon – no wait, this is space, tell them it’s an off-course satellite”

      • sean

        05/17/2013 at 10:32 AM

        it seems like you’re trying to link the appearance in the photos with the discoverer V story? per conquistador3’s explanation, these are two different narratives incidentally linked.

        the photos aren’t claimed to be of Discoverer V, in this case.

        Also, Conquistador3: good job managing to make an explanation without shouting WOO and making ad hominem attacks.

  3. Sven Mills

    05/14/2013 at 12:41 PM

    The image above is clearly the 60s batmobile – lost following some dastardly deed of the Penguin!

  4. Karen

    05/16/2013 at 2:08 PM

    Satellites in polar orbit usually have an orbital inclination near 90 degrees, which means they actually will move east to west in the sky. “Polar orbit” doesn’t mean it is in orbit only around the poles:

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  6. Chew

    05/16/2013 at 3:21 PM

    STS-88 was in an orbit with a 51.6° inclination; a polar orbit has a 90° inclination. Depending on where in their respective orbits these two orbits intersected the velocity relative to each other would vary from a minimum of 5.0 km/s to a maximum of 14.5 km/s.

    It would be impossible for someone to take 6 photographs in a split second while moving and tilting the camera without any blurring. To take those 6 photographs in a split second would also mean the background would change very little.

    • JosephLee

      09/29/2014 at 6:16 PM

      So in your opinion it might be

      • Chew

        09/30/2014 at 10:49 AM

        A satellite thermal cover. This video shows it floating away.

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  9. Matthew

    06/11/2013 at 4:44 AM


    • Greg Newkirk

      06/11/2013 at 4:50 AM

      I think you spilled some marbles.

      • Matthew

        06/11/2013 at 5:09 AM

        Nah, I think I slipped on some of those you dropped ;-P

  10. IndridColder

    06/18/2013 at 11:07 PM

    This is splitting hairs a bit, but there’s a fact you might need to check that you might want to check out. STS-88 took place in 1998, not 1987. There were no shuttle flights from 1986 to 1988 following the Challenger disaster. Again, just a little detail. No biggie. 🙂

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  12. Ruan

    11/21/2013 at 4:17 AM

    Wow for spacejunk/thermal blanket it sure has a magical way of maintaining its low earth orbit for this long. We have satelites in low earth orbit and they cant keep that orbit without the help of rocket boosters that fire up every now and then to keep the momentum up and keep the orbit. Damn even the ISS needs to maintain it speed or it will also fall from low earth orbit. Guess this spacejunk/thermal blanket does not follow the rules of gravity it will keep orbiting forever…..

  13. Raul

    04/24/2014 at 9:41 PM

    Good Be Critical Thinkers.. .Dont Take Anything At Face Value.

  14. Martin J. Clemens

    05/18/2014 at 2:17 PM

    Chris, Keel wasn’t the first to publicize The Black Knight satellite. It first appeared in a Time magazine story in 1960.

    • Chris Savia

      05/18/2014 at 5:15 PM

      He did popularize it.

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