Intimidating Photo from Georgia Proves Bigfoot Has an Ass That Won't Quit

Intimidating Photo from Georgia Proves Bigfoot Has an Ass That Won’t Quit

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A new, blurry Sasquatch photo is circulating the internet this week, which normally wouldn’t be anything to get terribly excited about, except this one is actually pretty impressive.. if it’s real. Information on the photo is terribly slim, but the story is that it’s a scanned copy of a photo snapped on a 35mm camera a few years ago, and sent out to Bigfoot researchers where it has since spread like wildfire.

Right away, you can see that the qualify of the photograph is easily comparable to the infamous Patterson-Gimlin film, long considered the best ever evidence of North American Man-Apes. The hulking creature looks as if it’s in mid-stride, all of the body features are easily made out, and one of the most striking qualities of the image is ability to see the monster’s muscle definition. Squatch does squats, apparently.

Alas, as with all Bigfoot evidence, we might do well to take this one with a grain of salt. For one, the stance looks an awful lot like the lawn ornaments sold by SkyMall. Secondly, the creature almost appears to have “articulation joints”  like an action figure. Seriously, take a look at the crotch.. that’s an action figure package if I’ve ever seen one.

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So what do you think? Is this photo a genuine snapshot of the big guy? Or was someone having some fun with their toys? I want to know what you think. Tweet me at @WeirdHQ, swing by the Facebook page, or leave a message in the comments below.


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6 months 27 days ago

Easily the best headline ever.

Mike McKay
3 years 9 months ago

Please keep an eye out for Bigfoot. They are known to hide out behind bushes, and wonder in and out of out of focus areas.

Marc
3 years 9 months ago

That looks like the Bat suit from the last 2 Batman movies, plus there’s an obvious belt.

Danielle M
3 years 9 months ago

Testicles aside, this pic demonstrates how scary ripped apes are. Monkeys be crazy strong, yo!

Mike Franklin
3 years 9 months ago

I hate to say it but… the layering in the upper and mid torso suggests a velcro-assembled costume.

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Victor V. Vector
3 years 9 months ago

Observe how the critter seems to be wearing some sort of belt about its waist. A light outline of a belt, but a belt of some sort.

The OK Blogger
3 years 2 months ago
I say fake for one reason. Look at the bottom of the left foot. An arch can clearly be seen in the inside of the left foot. Bigfoot tracks, or at least authentic ones, are flat-footed, with no arch. In addition to this, the arms appear to reach down about the same length they would on a human. Bigfoots have arms which reach down close to their knees. Even if the figure in this photo’s arms are reaching forward, I doubt they would reach the knees if held straight at its side. I’m a firm believer in bigfoots, but I… Read more »
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Jamie Allen
1 year 6 months ago

I’d like to see the original photo-with today’s technology, we can surely clean it up a lot better and make a “clearer” judgment about what this is. I’m going to go with NOT the Real McCoy!!

1 year 2 days ago

Cryptobadonkadonk

1 year 2 days ago

He probably does a lot of Sasquats

1 year 2 days ago

You win…again

1 year 2 days ago

Yes shaped nicely

1 year 1 day ago

IT’S GUTSMAN!

6 months 27 days ago

looks like gorilass

6 months 27 days ago

He’s sexy and he knows it!

6 months 27 days ago

Still the best headline for an article I’ve seen you write

6 months 27 days ago

Squatch been doing squats

6 months 27 days ago

Sasquats.

6 months 27 days ago

Up in the gym working on his fitness.

6 months 27 days ago

Squatch got back.

6 months 27 days ago

I’d totally do a saquatch twerking video for you.
But i’m only 5’5 and my butt isn’t hairy enough…

6 months 27 days ago

saquatch Are Really

6 months 27 days ago

Dayum, Squatchy. How you doin?

brian
5 months 3 days ago

this is a fake. easiest way to tell is that is a spandex suit there is no hair evident in the picture and its too shiny to be animal hair

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