Paranormal "Shapeshifter" Blamed in Child's Death

Paranormal “Shapeshifter” Blamed in Child’s Death

A couple in the Phillipino city of Talisay have stumped authorities and investigators with the accusations that a “paranormal creature” killed their newborn child.

Last week, the grandparents of John Edison Malacay began to notice red marks scattered across the floor of their 18 year old daughter Kimberly’s house, a discovery that they simply attributed to rats, until they began finding bonified blood stains in the kitchen.

After a panicked telephone call, Kimberly rushed home to find her newborn son oozing blood from his mouth and nose, his navel punctured as if it were being drained. The child was pronounced dead at the hospital.

The family has since been adamant that a “shapeshifting”, paranormal creature is to blame for the death of their son, a conclusion that even their neighbors have reached after noticing blood on the roof of the supposed crime scene.


The police refuse to believe the couple’s claims of supernatural involvement, but admit that they are clueless as to the cause of the child’s death. Even the local bishop tried to calm the local’s fears of monsters running amok.

“I haven’t heard of a ghoul on Christmas,”  he told the SunStar Cebu. “But there is on the Holy Week.”

The minister forgot about Krampus and friends apparently.


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  1. Dana Newkirk

    12/20/2011 at 4:17 PM

    This makes me sad.

  2. Jello McNiggers

    12/21/2011 at 3:13 AM

    > who forted
    > mfw
    > mfw i have no face

    • Greg Newkirk

      12/21/2011 at 4:05 AM

      > mfw this comment showed up

      my face when

  3. Joanne Nikita

    01/01/2012 at 1:41 PM

    after reading the news article and what each witness has said, I think that the bird the neighbours talk about seeing could be responsible for the baby’s death. It couldve got into the house and pecked at the baby’s face and if it was newborn it’s umbilical cord/belly button wouldnt be healed properly so that wouldve been an inviting treat for the bird too causing hemorrhaging, and then got into the kitchen scattering blood, and then onto the roof, where the aunty says she also saw blood…how she saw blood up on the roof I dont know but anyway that’s my theory.

    Case closed

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