21,000 Bottles of Crystal Head Vodka Lost in Heist

21,000 Bottles of Crystal Head Vodka Lost in Heist

Who ya gonna call? The bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, apparently.

‘Ghostbusters’ star Dan Aykroyd was recently informed that 21,000 bottles of his his signature specialty vodka were stolen from a California warehouse. ¬†While he’s definitely not happy about the theft, he’s attempting to see the silver lining.

He told (groan) TMZ: “My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone criminal activity in any fashion, but we are happy that some consumers will be afforded the opportunity of tasting it at significantly lower than retail price.”

The vodka, which is triple distilled through quartz crystal (long rumored to enhance latent psychic abilities) and bottled in an iconic glass container in the shape of the legendary crystal skulls, normally retails for around $60. Ouch.


Maybe Dan should have a sip of his own product, it could help him psychically hone in on the thieves. Then again, we already proved that it doesn’t work.

For more info on the heist, go to CTV.


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