Whatever beast stalks eastern Massachusetts, it remains in superposition with mainstream media. State officials are adamant the large beast is a coyote or a dog despite the evidence. Biologists across the country, on the other paw, insist mountain lions have returned to the Bay State after a 156 year hiatus.
Many witnesses maintain they saw was a mountain lion. Take Adrienne Altstatt who saw the lion last October but didn’t tell anyone lest they label her a crazy cat lady.1
While these bureaucrats play see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, they’re forgetting in 2011, a cougar ended up as roadkill in Milford, CT after prowling 1600 miles / 2600 km from South Dakota2. The plot thickens as another mountain lion being spotted3 near Middlefield, CT, a two hour drive away. Are they the same beast? Next-of-kin to the 2011 cougar? On the gripping hand, we might have a mountain lion in our universe and the universe next door has a coyote with a thyroid problem.