Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist To Know That Bigfoot And Dogman Are Real

Don’t Have To Be A Rocket Scientist To Know That Bigfoot And Dogman Are Real

You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist To Know That Bigfoot And Dogman Are Real As crazy as it might seem, it appears that Dr. Melba Ketchum may have finally found the solution to the Bigfoot dilemma. Researchers and cryptozoologists have been trying for years to answer the question: Does Bigfoot exist or doesn’t he? All they really had to do to prove Bigfoot’s existence was throw a third question into the mix: Are Bigfoot and Dogman the same creature?

I know it sounds like I’m being sarcastic here (and I probably am. Or, at least I will be.) But bear with me a minute and you’ll see that what Ketchum has done is brilliant. Not only has she now proven Bigfoot’s existence but she’s also proven that Dogman exists, and that it’s a completely separate entity. And it all comes down to Schrödinger’s cat.

If you’re not familiar with Schrödinger’s cat theory, it goes something like this: 

In 1935, Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger came up with his cat theory as a sort of mind game to illustrate what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Simply put – because, remember, we’re not rocket scientists here – Schrödinger was trying to prove his theory that 2 atomic particles could occupy the same space and time but if you separated them they became 2 unique unrelated entities on different planes, thus occupying different moments in time.


For example – and again, this is very simplistic because I’m not a rocket scientist (and apparently, neither is Ketchum)  – a molecule of water consists of two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen, all existing in the same time and place.

Before the advent of modern science you had two options. That molecule of water either existed or it didn’t. But now we know that you can separate those atoms, put them in different planes and look at them under a microscope and you’ll have two atoms of hydrogen and one of oxygen. But we only know this because we can see those atoms and watch them while they separate.

Schrödinger wanted to prove that, until we can see and measure that separation, those molecules could exist on both levels of time. His “cat in a box” theory makes it a little clearer…

Schrödinger's cat.

Imagine a steel box, enclosed on all six sides with a lid on top. Inside the box is a device that contains a tiny particle of radioactive material that may or may not degrade within the hour, there’s a 50-50 chance either way. If that radioactive particle does degrade it creates a chain reaction that releases a tiny hammer that smashes a vial of hydrocyanic acid, a substance which causes instant death.

Now, place a cat inside the box and close the lid and wait an hour. Without looking inside the box: Is the cat inside the box alive or dead?

At this point, says Schrödinger the cat is both alive and dead. There’s only a 50% probability that the atomic particle would degrade within the hour. So it’s safe to assume that the cat’s still alive and it’s also safe to assume it’s dead, all at the same time and all on the same plane of existence. But here’s the key…

We won’t know for certain until we open the box and physically prove it one way or the other. So, at this point, without opening the box, both statements can be true:  The cat is alive and the cat is dead, both at the same time, on the same plane.

Now, how does this relate to Dr. Melba Ketchum, Bigfoot and Dogman?

Dr. Melba Ketchum has been researching Bigfoot DNA here in the United States for more than a year now and she’s been promising “amazing results” since March of 2012. She also promised to deliver her scientific results in a peer-reviewed paper way back in April of 2012 and we still haven’t seen it.

Millions of crypto fans around the world are waiting to hear what Ketchum has to say about Bigoot and just a few days ago a “close source” revealed that she’s discovered that Bigfoot and Dogman are two separate entities. But wait a minute. That wasn’t the question. 

Until now, the cat in the box was Bigfoot. And the only way to answer the question “Does Bigfoot exist?” was to open that box, to provide physical scientific evidence that Bigfoot is a previously undiscovered species. He either does or he does not exist but, according to Schrödinger and to everyone on the planet, Bigfoot does and does not exist, at the same time, until someone “opens the box” and provides definitive proof one way or the other.

Schrödinger’s box theory explains why it’s so easy for one group to firmly believe in Bigfoot’s existence and the other group to think it’s all a bunch of hooey. Until there’s physical proof one way or the other both opinions can be correct at the same time.

But now, instead of answering questions about Bigfoot, Ketchum removed the bomb and put two cats in the box – Bigfoot and Dogman – and somehow changed the question to “Are they the same?” Schrödinger’s answer still applies – yes Dogman and Bigfoot are the same and no they’re not.  At this point it’s a matter of personal belief and we won’t know until we open the box and get scientific proof one way or the other.

By placing Dogman and Bigfoot in the box at the same time and then opening the lid Ketchum’s pulled off quite a trick. Now we can’t say that Bigfoot and Dogman don’t exist because she’s opened the box for us and there they are. She’s comparing two entities and you can’t do that unless both entities exist, right?  So she’s completely evaded the issue of having to supply that peer-reviewed paper she’s been hyping all over the Internet.

So there you have it – Dr. Melba Ketchum has proven the existence of Bigfoot without even releasing any scientific findings whatsoever. We only thought we needed DNA and other scientific evidence. All we really needed to prove that Bigfoot exists was Dogman. And apparently Dogman exists because he’s a different entity than Bigfoot. It’s all right there in the box!


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