Fort Report: Sasquatch, Occult Murders, and The Return of the Chupacabra

Fort Report: Sasquatch, Occult Murders, and The Return of the Chupacabra


In the first ever edition of The Fort Report, we bring you the freshest articles from the reaches of the fringe. Scoured by our diligent news hounds, these hand-picked links are the weirdest stories left over from the day. What’s on tap for March 19th, 2013? Plenty of death, unidentified flying objects, Bigfoot, and booms.

Read on, and if you think The Fort Report should be a regular addition to the ‘zine, let us know!


8 Year Old Boy Left for Dead After Family Exorcism:

An eight-year-old boy was left for dead in a hotel carpark, after his father and aunt attempted an exorcism on him, believing he was possessed by evil spirits, a court on the outskirts of Paris heard this week.

Why Canada Needs the Sasquatch:

VICE takes a look at why it hasn’t been such a great year for Bigfoot believers, and why that is a very bad thing for Canada.

What I Didn’t Know About Sasquatch Was a Lot:

CBS visits the 12 Annual Fort Worth Bigfoot Conference. Whether you think Bigfoot is bunk or not, it’s still intriguing that there are people who are passionate about the “wild man in the woods.”

UFOs Puzzle Ocala, Florida Residents:

Some Marion County residents have reported seeing unidentified flying objects in the skies over Ocala.

42 Mutilated Sheep Reported in South America:

Has the Chupacabra returned? Reports on dead animals showing incisions on their necks are emerging from Comayagua in central Honduras. SENASA authorities look into animal killings on a property belonging to congressman Valentin Suárez.

Occult Ritual Murder and the Dark Orders:

Vicar Lee, one of our favorite ritual magicians, takes a look at the topic of ritual sacrifice.. and why it might be happening under our noses on a regular basis.

Mysterious Boom Heard in Southern Illinois:

The “mystery booms” of 2013 are still going strong. Social media was abuzz this weekend following what is being described as a “loud boom” that was heard all over Southern Illinois Saturday.

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So, should The Fort Report should be a regular addition to the ‘zine? Have any tips for the next addition? Let us know! Tweet us @WhoForteddrop us a line on our facebook page, or leave a message in the comments section below!


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  1. dana

    03/19/2013 at 7:36 PM

    I vote yes on the Fort Report. A+++++ will Fort again.

  2. Marc

    03/19/2013 at 7:43 PM

    Like this.

  3. Coppertop

    03/20/2013 at 5:22 AM

    Yeah, keep it around! Ever thought about doing a podcast? I know they’re not exactly popular anymore, but I love me a good fortean podcast.

  4. JillV

    03/20/2013 at 3:14 PM

    I second a whoforted podcast.

    • Greg Newkirk

      03/20/2013 at 3:21 PM

      Been hearing this a lot lately.. Its not a podcast, but we do have something similar planned. Stay tuned!

  5. R Emmet Lee

    03/20/2013 at 3:47 PM

    Hey, thanks, Greg. Very nice of you to mention our little blog. And your synopsis is quite sharp.

  6. R Emmet Lee

    03/20/2013 at 3:47 PM

    And about that podcast… 😉

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