A Satanic panic is gripping America by the cajones. His Dark Majesty’s acolytes are no longer afraid of rebuke in the enlightened 21st century. Harvard’s...
Who doesn’t want to live in a UFO? Now you can live out your dream for the low, low price of $30,000 USD. These marvels...
If aliens came to Earth, wiped out almost every human being, leaving you locked in a concrete pen for their amusement, you would not be...
Just when you thought Snooki’s Warhol-mandated fifteen minutes were up, she’s ba-aa-ack! According to the paranormal professionals offering their expert opinions, most likely the toy’s...
Here’s a curiosity straight off Google Maps, using satellite view. Three craft are heading due north but one’s exhibiting peculiar properties. Two appear to be...
A new scientific paper in Primates, summarized by NPR’s Barbara King,1 ventures into the terra incognita of animal consciousness. We are grateful to her since...
There’s a theme building here at Who Forted?, but it’s not intentional, I’m just riding the wave of weird courtesy of the internet. Meet the...
With mainstream media talking about leaks so much, they’ve become honorary urologists. Center stage are folk heroes like Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and Chelsea (formerly...
Here’s a solid reason Americans should be watching soccer, or Association Football. Last Thursday’s broadcast of the Copa Libertadores in La Paz, Bolivia, gave the...
If you haven’t interacted with Cleverbot1, you’re missing out on one of the best attempts at artificial intelligence to date. Mind my emphasis on intelligence,...
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a portal? No, it’s the Goatse signal! Waitaminnit! We have no clue. Last Friday a black ring was spotted...
What’s not to like about the Chinese? The food is good, their civilization is more than 4,000 years old, and they recorded everything. Take this...
Gals and pals, we are knee deep in the future and it’s high time we reminded ourselves of its marvels. The Lancet, one of the...
Jersey jokes are bad enough, but how can the Garden State get respect if our ghosts have creepy fetishes? Over in Somerville, the Hotel Somerset...
Silly UFOs, deer cams are for snapping sasquatches and Jersey Devils. Not space aliens. Last February, as the crow flies, a deer cam out in...
The ancient world was far more cosmopolitan than imagined. Over at the Redoubt Fortress is the Eastbourne Ancestors exhibit, featuring the lives, and remains, of...
“Where is everyone?” is Enrico Fermi’s immortal question, pivotal to the eponymous paradox. Hypotheses about Earth being isolated range from humans being too violent, bad...
Deserved or not, UFOs don’t get no respect. Even back in the heyday of Pax Americana. Consider, if you will, Albert Ehrke’s (obit 2004) recently...
Whatever beast stalks eastern Massachusetts, it remains in superposition with mainstream media. State officials are adamant the large beast is a coyote or a dog...
As a self-described, amateur mycologist, inspired by Paul Stamets’s TEDMED talk1, I couldn’t help but click when presented with a reddit (forgive me!) post about...
In the wake of Malaysia Airlines flight 370, I’ve noticed many people referring to different flight numbers on Twitter. Most common variants are 360, 377,...
Blurry, lame, YouTube squatching videos pale in comparison to DARPA’s latest initiative to develop the ultimate super soldier. Part machine, part bigfoot, and 100% carnage,...
From obscenely shaped potatoes, to their nuanced coverage of goblin encounters, Bulawayo24 News is our planet’s finest news source. Leaving home to follow his dreams...
Three days ago, 239 souls were lost when Malaysia Airlines 370 vanished from radar. Theories abound of this being a latter-day Valentich disappearance, terrorism, and...
Before Greenwald met with Edward Snowden in May of 2013, everyone would laugh about the US government’s alleged domestic spying program. A few days later,...
Poor Valeria Lukyanova? Her Ukrainian homeland a potential tinderbox for global thermonuclear war, but her desire to be physically perfect, like a Barbie, has been...
Hopefully this isn’t a new trend for sasquatchery, true believers. Earlier I reported some purported animal deaths in Washington State, ascribed to Bigfoot activity. Today...