Hopefully this isn’t a new trend for sasquatchery, true believers.
Earlier I reported some purported animal deaths in Washington State, ascribed to Bigfoot activity. Today we have video testimony from a witness saw the big guy do his best impersonation of Ozzy Osbourne.
My best guess, our hairy cousins are annoyed being in the spotlight, with (p)Rick Dyer advocating hunting the North American woodape, and everyone knocking heavy branches against trees all night while the Bigfoot clan’s trying to catch some shuteye.
Grab a cold one, and kick back for seven minutes and change, as the Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization hikes into the bush, talking about squatchy stuff.