"Zombie" Prostitute Dies During Sex, Resurrects in Coffin, Terrifies Everyone

“Zombie” Prostitute Dies During Sex, Resurrects in Coffin, Terrifies Everyone

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Guests of the Manor Hotel in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe were sent into a panic last Tuesday as they fled in horror from a “zombie” prostitute resurrected before their very eyes.

The sex worker, identified only as MaNdlo, was reportedly in the middle of, uh, “conducting business” with a patron at around 12:00 PM when she collapsed dead. By the time that the police arrived on the scene, a substantial crowd had gathered around her lifeless body, watching as she was loaded into a casket. The curiosity of the crowd soon turned to terror, however, when MaNdlo sat up in the coffin and began to scream.

“It was like a movie,” an eyewitness told the Bulawo24 News. “People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”

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As the officers attempted to remain calm in the face of the freshly arisen, undead hooker, MaNdlo repeatedly yelled, “you want to kill me, you want to kill me!” In the ensuing madness, her client, who was awaiting police questioning, escaped from the hotel.

Once the prostitute (and the horrified bystanders) had calmed down and her hunger for brains evaluated, the police picked up their empty coffin and left. MaNdlo is expected back at work next week.

No one knows what caused MaNdlo to “die”, but what I do know is that between their “money-spinning goblins” causing home explosions and their undead ladies of the night, Zimbabwe is vying for the weirdest place on the planet. Have any other weird stories from Zimbabwe? I want to hear them! Tweet me @WeirdHQ, leave a post on the Planet Weird Facebook page, or share your story in the comments below.


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2 Comments

  1. Perceptor

    03/25/2013 at 10:41 AM

    She sounds like a real heart breaker.

  2. Martin J. Clemens

    03/25/2013 at 10:52 AM

    That’s one hell of an STD!

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