Housekeeper Outs Lady Gaga's "Satanic Ritual"

Housekeeper Outs Lady Gaga’s “Satanic Ritual”

Did Lady Gaga perform a "Satanic ritual" in a London hotel?

Every good star needs a few salacious rumors to solidify their place in the hallowed halls of the best celebrity gossip. Stevie Nicks had the cocaine up the ass thing, Led Zeppelin had that whole incident with a fish, Richard Gere had a gerbil, and to this day, some people still believe that Marilyn Manson was that dork from The Wonder Years. Well, no stranger to weird rumors, Lady Gaga can chalk another one up after recently leaving a hotel bathroom a blood-drenched mess.

In an article since deleted by The Independent, a housekeeper for London’s Intercontinental Hotel reported that the pop singer was “bathing in blood as part of a Satanic ritual,” going on to say that she left “large amounts of blood” in the hotel bath.

“Lady Gaga left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.”

While many people maintain that the substance is actually theatrical blood used during one of Gaga’s elaborately staged shows, this doesn’t hush the few who are convinced that the singer is actually a mind-controlled murder-slave of the secret world order collectively known as the Illuminati and was probably using the blood of sacrificed virgins to maintain her youth. No, really.


So, prop blood or Satanic ritual? Is Gaga a tool of the NWO? Why was the story pulled? Whatever the case, the real question is whether or not Satan would even bother with Lady Gaga when Slayer has a new album due out this year.


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  1. Ken Summers

    01/23/2012 at 4:23 PM

    First she’s copying Madonna, now she’s copying Elizabeth Báthory: the “Blood Countess” of Čachtice, Slovakia (the home country of many of my ancestors, oddly enough). I guess all the cool stuff really has been done before.

    If it was the blood of virgin peasant girls, she didn’t even try to own it.

  2. SylverWyrd

    01/24/2012 at 11:48 AM

    Most likely, it’s prop blood. Still…it was very tacky of her not to have someone who worked for her to clean it up before she left. That was in poor taste, GaGa.

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  4. annette smith

    04/17/2012 at 12:41 PM

    why would anyone see need to sell their soul to devil beats me….has he done anything for you seriously NO..did he create you in his image NO..if he did youd look UGLY …did he love you in pre-existence up in heaven before we were borN NO did he create this beautiful world for you..NO.did he create oxygen so we could breathe..NO did he make your brain NO did he give You that marvelous singing voice NO….i think someone needs to go n pray to god for forgiveness otherwise you would be an ungrateful daughter of your heavenly father..

    • mike oxfat

      07/27/2012 at 11:08 AM

      you believe god is all seeing, all knowing, omnipotent and omnipresent correct? so if he is responsible for creating a being that he KNEW to be supremely evil, who is really the bad guy? it seems to me that either a) they are either the same being, suffering from mood swings b)the devil is the first, greatest, most misunderstood scapegoat of all time or c) it was all made up by humans in order to control the thoughts, actions, and lives of people through fear and guilt. i myself tend to lean toward the latter. i mean, lets face it: if most believers of that school of thought truly believed in it, they wouldnt be so quick to condemn others before they themselves were perfect beings. diversity is beauty, and “god” should reflect that diversity iof we are truly made in its image. love/hate, life/death, feast/famine, all sides of the same coin. a circle that has no beginning and no end. the idea that we can let the world go to hell because of our actions because “god will come and make it all better someday” is an enablers mentality. they promise us heaven so that they may control the earth. i could go on and on, but im sure you have stated your most “informed” opinion already.

    • butch

      03/19/2013 at 5:58 AM

      really.????????? man somepeople get so carried away with that god bullshit, god made my bolagna sandwich, god made coca-cola, god made blah blah blah! get a life you weirdo nun!

      • God Lover

        12/15/2015 at 4:06 PM

        What the fuck is your problem
        Your gonna go to hell. On wait, you want to go there anyways

  5. Scott McMan

    05/17/2012 at 12:14 PM

    What would be the purpose of bathing in prop blood? If she were trying to get a story planted, she need only throw the blood around.

    By the way Annette, Satan is actually alleged to appear as androgenic and virtually irresistible.

    Not that I disagree with you but you are getting a bit carried away.

    • Brian

      07/04/2012 at 5:18 AM

      ***By the way Annette, Satan is actually alleged to appear as androgenic and virtually irresistible.***

      Well, there goes any theories Lady Gaga is satan… I could resist that like a champ! 😛

  6. TJW

    01/20/2013 at 10:39 PM

    Yes, she is a tool.

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